so like, oil floats on water correct? so what if we used oil on ourselves.
but i know what you're thinking; "Adobe, how are humans going to be able to fly ( without airplanes n' shit that flies) with oil?". well my dear friend it only takes 3 simple steps to fly like our unevolved brethren of the past.
Step 1: wait for it to rain
Step 2: cover yourself in oil
Step 3: Fly
i believe with these instructions you piles of meat and bones could soar thru the skies like a bird. so thank me later fellas!
-Sincerely Adobe
wow!! epic
EDIT: my little brother jumped out the window and hasn't moved for 37 minutes